You have arrived at the new Highly Classified Very Very Secret Thing In Process.
Which is still sort of In Process, but it’s been Under Wraps long enough that it needs a little bit of air, and it’s starting to take some more serious shape, so it’s time for a
Because this is Texas and that was the Texas Renaissance Festival and he sure as heck ain’t a cowboy.
He’s a Satyr with an Ocarina.
(And he’s a teaser for the first actual content which will happen directly here as I get it edited down.)